TheOvertone

iphone420:

Do people even sleep on their back is that possible

sharapwna:

Tan Mom responds to Nicole “Snooki/Snoopy” Polizzi’s criticism with subtlety and grace.

SNOOPY

Six people follow this blog one of them is me is that five

bootycaller:

ASKDJGHIOWOILK SOHFOLHOH MY GOD

HIS GIRLFIREND IS GONNA GET KILLED IF SHE EVER BREAKS UP WITH HIM

I AM CALLING IT RIHG T NOW

OH MY GOD THE ENDING

“‘STAY PERFECT……JUST FOR ME”

YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS FUCKNI G EYES

JESUUS CHIRST SOEMONE HELP THAT GIRL

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acidwashqueen:

migscast:

ladygagamakesmewet:

calltherapist:

Gaga: Ohh guuuuuurl, I’m busy~ I can’t talk right now, I’m at the Lady Gaga show…TEXT YOU LATERrRRrR~ STAP TEXTING ME!! I HAVE TO DANCE! SHE’S SINGING TELEPHONE!

i AM FUCKING PEEING

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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.